1. Taken a belly selfie. One of the side effects is some swelling/ bloating. I can’t tell what is last few years weight gain and what is surgery puffery. Plus I could have done a whole series of belly selfies on FB!
2. Done a temporary tattoo of a dashed line and a little pair of scissors on my lower belly. There’s a business opportunity there.
3. Dyed my map of tassie* a spectacular colour, or cut it in an amusing shape. Given the number of people who saw it over the days at the hospital, it would have been entertaining.
Anything else I should have done?
* Australian slang for the patch of hair found in one’s nether regions. I am trying to thwart certain search terms.